Jikey

An imaginary cross between a gypsy and a pikey

They look like a bit of a jikey

by Wordznting September 15, 2015

Hose Jockey

A nickname for a firefighter.

Look at all of those hose jockeys in the fire truck.

by Lucina November 10, 2006

Wall Jockeys

Remnants of shit on the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive session of pooping.

Who took a shit? The bowl is fucking littered with wall jockeys.

by thesingleshot May 29, 2009

Jackey Ending

Drinking Jack Daniels and getting "Whiskey Dick" then getting a happy ending massage to prolong the experience.

I can't go out tonight, I got a 5th of jack and a massage appointment at 9:00. Gonna get a Jackey Ending.
jack daniels happy endinghand job

by Jota Jota Ross October 28, 2010

Tube Jockey

A person who controls the You Tube channel when a small group are gathered around one home computer by choosing different songs and videos for the group to watch/listen to.

Hey, you are the best tube jockey I know!
Who is up next-up to tube Jockey?
Let me serve as tube jockey for you guys

by supermangoman September 5, 2009

slide jockey

A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.

WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!

by gomezathon March 2, 2010

rocker jockey

Old person that sits in a rocking chair all day.

Mama, you better get out and get some exercise or people will be calling you a Rocker Jockey

by Tfastlane May 1, 2010