Jewyorican

A New Yorker of mixed Puerto Rican/Jewish heritage. Also can be spelled Juyorican.

Derived from Nuyorican

Person from Idaho: I've never even met a Jew or a Puerto Rican, much less a Jewyorican. These people don't really exist, do they?

Person from New York: Turn on Nick at Night. Wait for "Welcome Back Kotter." You ever wonder why that guy who look Latino has a huge Jewfro and is named Epstein? It's because he's a Jewyorican.

by Modechai Ramirez December 23, 2003

Jewtoria

A jewish type of girl, who's a bit of a jeb!

JEWTORIA - your such a jew victoria

by looooooooooooo =] May 9, 2007

jewtard

A mentally retarded Jewish person.

Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard

by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008

Jeworexic

A slang term for the act of fasting on Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur is the holiest day on the Jewish calendar, and is also known as the Day of Atonement.

I'm okay with praying, but being Jeworexic sucks - I'M HUNGRY!

by sosarasaid September 28, 2009

Jewtard

A person of Jewish decent who is bad with money

Mr. Goldberg called his nephew Joel a Jewtard after he fucked up the freitag account

by mar20095 June 4, 2016

Jewtourage

An entourage of Jews.

If you don't give me the job, I'll sick my Jewtourage on you.

by dtrbsimon2008 December 9, 2008

Jewtrest

An amount of interest that is so high that it must have come from a deal with a Jew.

Jews charge an absurd amount of Jewtrest when doing any type of loan involving money.

by Jewasaruas September 23, 2011