jewfro

the coolest hairdo in the world that only jews can grow it resembles an afro but normaly hase largeer curles but ive seen jews that have hair just as curly

shit no i aint stratenin my jewfro

by bob March 7, 2004

jewfro

The coolest hairdo in the world that all the goyim wish they could grow.

My grandfather sported a jewfro.

by Amanda May 9, 2005

Jewfro

The hairstyle that Jews posses. It makes my vagina tickle.

Jewfro's are hot.

by notsoinnocent May 30, 2009

jewfro

the sexiest hairdo known to womankind, or at least to the japs of Toronto. Mmmm mmm mmm

Ethan Zohn, that Jewish hotty that one survivor had one sexy mother of a Jew-Fro

by Angie November 10, 2003

Jewfrohawk

A cross between a jewfro and a mohawk. The hair on the sides of the head are shaved, leaving the curly goodness of the jewfro in a strip down the middle. A simpler styling would be a jewfauxhawk, a cross between a jewfro and a fauxhawk. Obviously, curly hair is required, hopefully caused by a jewish heritage.

It may or may not be possible, but if this legendary hairdo exists, it would, without a doubt, be awe-inspiring.

Jew Lover 1: i would love to see that Seth Goldberg wear a Jewfrohawk.
Jew Lover 2: Yeah, or maybe Eli Cohen. I mean, their jewfros are already so orgasmic i'm not sure if their hair would improve or just get worse!
Jew Lover 1: You know what would be EVEN COOLER? If Kyle from Southpark tried that 'do!!
Jew Lovers 1, 2 & 3: YEAH!

by sp00kish July 3, 2009

jewfus

1.(noun) A Jewish-looking doofus.
2.(noun) A doofus with an extremely large nose.

"Marty stopped by my cubicle this afternoon. Corporate should move that jewfus from mergers to accounting. I bet his shylock nose can smell a dime from a mile away."

by mr.eeves December 13, 2007

choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew

Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night

by Jewfish king November 19, 2016