JewMonger

1. A person who sells people of the Jewish faith.

2. Wow, look at that JewMonger stand on the corner!

by Clarke... October 12, 2006

Jewbane

a 2003 Pontiac Grand Am. Usually driven at high speeds with techno playing.

Dude grab Jewbane and lets go to dons.

by colpy December 31, 2008

jewcan

a jewish person with a nose that resembles a toucan bird.

look at that jewcan. its the biggest ive ever seen in my life!

by glenntennis February 26, 2010

Jewminican

One of Jewish and Dominican Republic heritage.

The Piña family is proud of their Jewish and Dominican Republic heritage; referring to themselves as Jewminicans.

by Uh'merry-can. April 10, 2017

Merry Jewmas

a unique way to wish someone a happy holiday during the period of Christmas and Hanukkah without excluding a Christian or Jewish person. All inclusive way to give a holiday greeting for the week of Hanukkah and Christmas to an open-minded person. Acknowledges Christ as a Jew that is commonly included in base word of Christmas but also acknowledges Jewish people in general for Hanukkah, a Jewish holiday that is celebrated during the same time period Christmas occurs in December.

Merry Jewmas everyone!

by Juman December 29, 2008

jewnani

Basically, the opposite of a landing strip. Shaved vagina down the middle, but long hasidic jew sideburns on the sides.

I went out with this girl from J-date, and when i finally got her home and got her pants off, i was amazed to see hasidic jew sideburns down there. That was some good jewnani.

by philthy rich March 16, 2008

jewpanese

A person who is part Jewish and part Japanese. The one race which is superior to all others. Unfortunately, I only know of one existing.

"I hate spicks, gooks, and niggers, but I love the Jewpanese!"

"What the fuck!?"

by Jeebus Christ August 10, 2004