jetpool

To share a private jet with other executives, even from a different company. Like carpooling, but more classy.

Those Detroit big 3 douchebags should have shown some need for the money they asked and at least have jetpooled to the Capitol hill.

by veekoo December 9, 2008

Jergous

A totally awesome guy; someone who's rich, handsome, funny, etc.

That jergous is gorgeous.

by reginafresh May 1, 2009

jengofett

Used to describe or point out a woman or a woman's breasts in the presence of other people. It is a signal to a friend that there are breasts in close proximity.

Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.

"Check out jengofett."

While in a large group, simply yell "Jengofett!" to alert nearby friends that somethings of interest are near or nearing.

While near a hippy chick with large breasts: "So I was thinking about bohemi-jengo the other day while skeet shooting some old Abba records." This will alert your friend that a hippy chick with some sweet gong donglers is around.

While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.

by jengofett December 3, 2009

Jewgotti

1. An old honda civic, particularly one that has been beat to all hell with a headlight out, duct-taped side passenger window, and cigarette burns in the seats. In other words, a car that is NOT a Bugatti.

2. A Jew emulating the worst of Italian-American culture -- tank tops, the blow out hair style, lip gloss, the tanning, gaudy jewelery, etc.

1. "Is that your new whip? A Jewgotti... sweet!"

2. "So you're Italian? No? Oh a Jewgotti, I see..."

by cteafin May 20, 2013

Jetson

V.

When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.

Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.

My uncle just Jetsoned the 64 pack of cokes last night. I only have 4 cokes now...

by ninelives900 March 3, 2017

Jetrockit

Awesome message board with friendly, talented and cool people. Nice themes and a good general attitude/atmosphere. Honest people with great opinions.
Often called "JRi".
The offspring of great message boards such as Nova-boards or Avon.
Very scene ;)

JRi is so Cool!

by Doodah June 23, 2004

jetboom

Jetboom is similiar to dick and twat and sometimes cunt can also be used to call somebody a theif, idiot or german bastard generally it is used to insult a person(s).

It can also be said like 'Jetfag' and is similar to 'Ugly Fishface'.

You are such a Jetboom!

by Facepunchstudios April 6, 2007