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Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings
Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!
by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019
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Jerking off

Ok, let's get one thing straight, I'm in sixth grade, this two kid in my friends classes, as they say, are always jerking off and moaning in the middle of class and the teachers don't care 😑
My friend : braedan was jerking off in class again
Me: and moaning?
My friend: yep, and the teachers didn't care

My other friend: Carson was measuring his ... I'm Spanish today
(If I'm gonna be honest, I've liked Carson since forth grade)
by Z-baby08 April 1, 2020
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Jerk Off

when u and ur friend decide to jerk off together and see who can last the longest.
hey do u wanna have a jerk off and see who can last the longest?
by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018
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jerk off

slang for masturbating excessively
Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off
by streetz101 October 23, 2005
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jerk off

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.
1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003
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jerk-off

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
by hello~ December 15, 2012
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Jerk off

a dance off involving the move the jerk

once the jerk has been done in the dance off it has officially become a jerk off...no backsies
"yo dude, tommy can dance"

"i know bro...he totally smoked those guys in a jerk off"
by spenzarrr September 2, 2009
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