jerkoffitis

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill

I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

by Baby-scumbag-look-a-like December 7, 2013

Jerkoffull

1.A place full of jerk-offs, idiots, doucebags; 2. An inability to masturbate any further

This bar is Jerkoffull, let's get out of here.

I have been cuffing the duke all day, I am Jerkoffull, there is no way I'm getting off again.

by Evil Con Weasel June 7, 2018

Jerkoffull

When a place is full of Jerkoffs

Boy that Gunt show was Jerkoffull

by Evil Con Weasel June 7, 2018

Jerkmeoffhardur

The verb of someone proposing to be sexually jerked harder by another person. Usually between human beings, but sometimes between furries.

Oh my goodness, yesss, ohh yesss, oh fuck, ohh yess, jerkmeoffhardur.

by Cumnson Meipusei March 5, 2023

Jersey Jerkoff

A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system

Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!

by Oikose November 7, 2017

Gentleman jerkoff

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.

"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"

by Gentleman jerkoff August 8, 2020

Jerkoffs

The plural definition for jerkoff, not to be confused with masturbation.

Dude 1: Do you see that guy over there with the other guy?
Dude 2: Yeah what about them?
Dude 1: They are a bunch of jerkoffs! They have been bullying me forever!

by beans lad April 2, 2011