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A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.
Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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Jeopardy Story

When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.

Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-

Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
by tractorscum July 27, 2016
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Double Jeopardy

When you vomit and shit your pants at the same time.
I’m worried about pulling the trigger because I might get double jeopardy
by JigJiggly May 26, 2022
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double-double jeopardy

duplicating a charge under same but difference charges (violation of a restringing order, can also be expressed as contempt of court order). Having one offense of violating the order, being charged under both description and charges doubles a single allegation of a crime that is also double jeopardy. Also re-litigating the case after it was tried in civil court, then in criminal court, both with the same consequence is double jeopardy. Duplicating charges under different names and then re-prosecuting them; becomes a double-double jeopardy; like in-and-outs double-double burger
DA Jeff Rosen is obsessed with Art Master, he's prosecuting Master as double-double jeopardy protections apply. That';s why he is known as the Double-Double DA. If the doubles the charges and both side meet in the middle when negotiating, he is getting defendants basically to agree to all original charges.
by jocklondon April 11, 2025
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Jeopardy cutie

When a girl you see on Jeopardy Kids Week is smiling at you.
This July 4th, 2011, on Jeopardy, Charlotte was smiling at me! She's a Jeopardy cutie! I also saw the 1953 20th Century Fox logo at the beginning!
by 20thCenturyFox1953 July 7, 2011
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"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.
You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P
by QuacksO January 13, 2024
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Double Jeopardy

When good fortune strikes you twice
C-Note: A girl just sent me 3 texts at 11:11, that must be extra lucky right? Double Jeopardy!
by PB_CJ_n_Goons April 28, 2024
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