Dirty Jonny
A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.
Dirty Jonny by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019
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Jonny Sniper
The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.
The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.
The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.
"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten
Jonny Sniper by TashaShikari December 29, 2008
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Jonny Davy
The incredibly understatedly attractive singer for Job for a Cowboy, an up and coming death metal band who got a big break with a number of bands as a supporting act, most recently Megadeth. Jonny Davy is unique for his "pig squeals"
Jonny Davy by DeathMetalDarling October 11, 2008
jonny 5
the best rapper i have ever seen that gives a message through a sick beat Bio: Jonny 5 has plans to eventually do everything, but seeks to do so in an orderly way. He wears his brother’s clothes and travels by bicycle. His turn-offs are road rage and hash browns. He believes in global warming and magical realism. In 2013 he hopes to write a rap in 10 languages. His favorite MC tends to be MF Doom. Sooner or later when things settle down he’s going to read all those books.
Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots
Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots
Doing A Jonny
Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
Doing A Jonny by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011
Jonny Cakes
An amatuer ping pong player from Rutherford, New Jersey who occasionally beats George Schneider on pure luck.
Jonny Cakes by Ul<nown January 12, 2009