Jewish Gold Chain

A neck brace, in reference to someone seeking an injury settlement.

There sure are a lot of guys wearing Jewish gold chains around Brooklyn today. Must be some money coming in.

by Rimjob-steve August 16, 2019

jeish

Teenager Druggie slang for a juul. Usually used around adults when they think they are slick.

*Two 9th graders in a car together with one of their moms driving them*
“Linn, did you bring the jeish?”

by JewishGrandpa July 18, 2019

Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....

"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"

by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009

Jinisha

Is a gorgeous, funny, and sexy girl. She is trustworthy and one of a kind. She should not be underestimated. Jinisha needs someone to Love, charish, and support her. She is beautiful in every possible way.

Damnnnn look at Jinisha

by Itsme101 October 30, 2017

Jewish Hookup

Ceasing to continue once sexual intercourse it brought up.

"...'everything' but sex"

"yo dude, did you hook up with her last night?"
"naw, man, only a jewish hookup.."

by Tom Hoffhim March 8, 2013

Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

by pentozali January 14, 2006

Jenise

(ja-nees) a human female posessing the following qualities: Beauty, humor, intelligence, charity, wit, sense of responsiblity, high moral values, love of family; often interested in creative and musical outlets; also known to laugh at herself and not take life too seriously. It's not just a word but an attitude.

My daughter Jenise hates when people think ill of her.

by Jenises mom February 18, 2010