Jed

Person that into really extremely weird shit

1. You're being a "Jed"

2. Lincoln is a "Jed" in training

by Grintooth May 12, 2016

Jed

A lightweight, sissy, girly man who likes to do pedicures and loves to french braid girls' hair. A Jed typically reads Cosmo magazine in his free time and loves to shop for new the latest antiques.

"Did you see that girl with those antiques?"

"No, that was just a Jed. Check out his fantastic pedicure!"

by Jedalicious April 25, 2009

Jed

Someone who is very notorious for being a clout generator

Person 1: You know Jed?
Person 2: I heard she has a lot of accounts

by RoboticDreamz July 22, 2022

Jed

Jed is an interesting guy, he’s gay everyone knows that and has a tic-tac shape head

Have you seen jed

You mean the tic-tac shaped head gay one?

by User18000873626293 October 6, 2021

Jed

A guy who will forever be lonely. He is most often a programmer. Jed doesn't want to be lonely but he tries his best. By the age of 14 he has already been rejected 7 times. Man it sucks to be a Jed. Jeds can be very incomprehensible and stupid but can exceed at certain things.

Girl 1: Hehe I just rejected Jed yesterday, he was so nerdy and stupid hehe.
Girl 2: IKR lol hahaha

by another_lonely_person August 6, 2020

Jed

One fat black cunt that likes the taste of kids especially Dubai kids

What you saying Jed

by Dontbedflipmeplease November 24, 2021

Jed

A very short Italian boy who mostly talks about cars and some dude who invested in a landfill. He can barely add 2+2 but still claims hes more intelligent than everyone else. Literally only eats bagels with butter, meat sandwitches cookies and pasta. Runs a lame meme account as well with less than 40 followers but goes on it for 2+ hours a day. He also has pretty dopey hair and tries to steal teachers watches while they are not around.

Did you see that boi sneaking around Mr. M's room trying to steal a watch, what a jed.

by maxgolf123 May 7, 2018