jb

the JONAS BROTHERS!!!! a band that has 3 brothers in it. Nick, Joe, and Kevin jonas. They were discovered in a barber shop and as more days pass, they become more famous!!

"OMJ (oh my jonas) JB is so HOTT!!"

"What you doing tomorrow?" asked ______.(insert name)
"I am going to a JB concert! there so cute!" says _________. (insert name)

by JB LOVER!! February 20, 2008

JB

When dry-humping a girl, you get a bit too excited and get to the brink of cumming. When you cum you clench your fists, squint, crouch a little, and scream "I'm cumming!" You then continue to fart and sit down by your significant other.

Cerekius:I was with my grandma last weekend and had an embarrassing moment.
Tyrell:What was it?

Cerekius:I totally pulled a JB.

by Dirty Goolash October 10, 2010

jbs

internet talk for "just being stupid"

"I hate white people!"
"But, dude, ur white!"
"I no, jbs"

by Scott S. January 05, 2005

JB

Champion at all things known to man.

I just killed you in tape ball, im such a JB!

by duzyhater March 27, 2009

JB

Acronym standing for "Jewish Bitch." Though the word "bitch" is used, the term is gender neutral. Used mainly to refer to the aristocratic snobs from the northeast.

Yo, man, that sorority chick is such a freaking JB.

by emorystu December 11, 2010

jbs

jbs.n; jbs (Justin Beiber Syndrome) is a horrible, horrible disease that takes our women. This disease is even taking children.

·phone call·

Girl: ·calling·
Guy: Hey
Girl: So I was like totally thinking of Justin Beiber and had like an orgasm so, can you help me clean it up? It was a messy one.
Guy: -_-

Fuck jbs.

by ¨ April 02, 2010

jb

Jason Becker, one of the greatest guitarists ever. He started the speed metal band Cacophony along with Marty Friedman.
Now he's got ALS (Lou Cherigs disease, he's paralyzed), still, he continues to write beautiful music with the motion of his eyes and chins.

JB should stand for "Jason Becker" and not "Jonas Brothers". Nuff Said.

by ssj-tsurugi July 15, 2009