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jason voorhees

The killer in the horror movies "Friday the 13th". He mostly uses a machete, wears a hockey mask, is very big and strong, and doesn't talk. Faced off against "A Nightmare on Elm Street" killer Freddy Krueger.
You cannot escape Jason no matter how fast you run
by Mister Happyface May 13, 2005
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Pulling a Jason

Verb. Partaking in any kind of behavior that may be perceived as unreliable. Named after everyone’s favorite RA, Jason.

Examples of such behavior:
1) Saying that you’re going to the library when you’re actually going out to party.
2) Sneaking out of the building to go to a fast food establishment when you’re on duty.

3) Ordering a rice cooker that arrives at your room after you quit your job, and then never coming back to pick it up.
Jason: “If anybody comes by looking for me can you tell them that I went to the library to study for my econ exam?”
*Comes back four hours later stumbling down the hallway and slurring his words while discussing plans to streak in a football stadium*
Instead of studying he was pulling a Jason.
by MrSeasonOpener April 25, 2014
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Jamsocks

Generally a for name someone who wears his/her trousers too high. The name is derived from the little-known phrase "they should put some jam in their socks and invite their trousers down for dinner" the subject is then refered to as "jamsocks"
person #1 " their trousers are too high, they should put some jam in their socks and invite them down for dinner" person #2 "yup, that's jamsocks
by falj fkjkj bk r April 19, 2011
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jason belmonte

The single greatest ten-pin bowler of the modern day, known for revolutionizing the sport of bowling using his controversial two hand, no thumb approach that garners more power. Is the only PBA player to have won three major championships in a year and third in most major titles won at 9, and is poised to win many more. Also collaborated with Dude Perfect in "Bowling Trick Shots"
A: Who won the USBC Mazters this year?
B: Jason Belmonte. Again. For the 4th time within 5 years.
A: Thats the greatest bowler in the world for you.
by 2hndbwlr May 15, 2018
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Jason Gerard

by Average Kanadian November 8, 2022
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Poo Jason

"These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.

Its continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life; new civilisations...
To hunt down and destroy Poo Jason"
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Jason

Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past.
See that guy right there, that's jason.
by Not Jason Powers October 7, 2018
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