Jastej

A fucking idiot

"Hey you sound like a real Jastej right now"

by bichboi88 December 29, 2021

knob jostler

(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;

A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game

Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!

by HookfaceSteve June 7, 2018

jostle

To move through a crowd fondling the breasts, vagina and/or butt of any girl who is in the way.

"That man is so irked he is going to jostle half the women in SoHo!"

by Manji5 November 11, 2009

Jasleen

Jasleen is one of the funniest people on earth! She is also very caring and extremely beautiful. She would die for a dolan twin and she is so ducking broke. Jasleen is one of the best memers. She is good with making friends and is a god a singing. One of her most favourite songs are the cum song.

It goes "Cum right now cum inside my mouth aye"
Jasleen has very dumb friends. Two of them are most likely to be called Charlotte and Abigail. They are big dumbass's.
you are very lucky to have Jasleen in your life

Jasleen is the sexiest person alive

by Jazpeen71941 October 11, 2019

jasleender

Jasleender symbolises the pinochle of how a lady is described in Shakespearean day poetry. Beautiful eyes, the purest of hearts , big soft lips and a killer smile. Ah but don’t be fooled by her looks as she’d leave u bamboozled from her wits and intelligence which oozes out of her aura.

Guy 1: Bruv, take a look at Niko. I’d love to Wife her up.

Guy 2: IKR! she’s such a jasleender

by Therealfk April 24, 2018

Jattle

Jattle: A fight predominantly featuring those of the Jewish population. A portmanteau word coming from “Jewish” and “Battle”.

Man, those Rabbi's got into one hell of a Jattle after they disagreed on how best to celebrate the Sabbath.

by MIRIAMWEBSTER.OFFICIAL May 28, 2018

Jostle Joystick January

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.

“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro”

by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018