jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long

did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed

by dickstorm November 18, 2015

Jareded

When you're high on marijuana.

"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022

samurai jacked

getting pit-pocketed in japan

Yesterday I was samurai jacked by some moron in a jumpsuit.

by ninjymnast December 21, 2010

jackedness

the degree that a person is jacked (muscular).

Guy: she likes me because of my jackedness

by Thor9999 January 16, 2011

Jared Leto

Lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, along with his brother Shannon Leto, bassist Matt Wachter and guitarist Tomo Millicevic.

He was born December 26th, 1971

He's not afraid to wear eyeliner

He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey

He is a vegetarian

He is also an actor

Jared Leto has the sexiest voice I've ever heard

by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006

Jared Milton

A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.

Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?

by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011

Tea Jacked

A sexual act where a man straddles his female partners head (facing her feet) while lowering his testicles into her mouth for her to suck. At the same time jacking his cock, shooting streams of cum on her belly, pussy, and drippings onto her chin and tits.

Dude, my girl and I were going at like crazy last night! I tea jacked the piss out of her busting my cum all over her wet pussy! It was much better then just tea bagging her!

by DSatch December 30, 2009