Jurgis

Love of my life. Can’t stop himself.

Jurgis is so hot I want to marry him; thank you Upton Sinclair.

by marksuckerburg March 24, 2022

Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)

Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back

by docswenson May 8, 2010

cool Jarvis

Slang for a hot cup of coffee.

Its cold out. I could really go for some cool Jarvis

by the brizzlenator April 3, 2011

dylan jarvis

an amazing person who is good at everything he does. most dylan jarvis's are atractive and are the life of a party because they love to get shwasted!

That Dylan Jarvis kid is totally fuckin that donkey! He is so cool! I wish I could be like him!

by dylanjarvis October 3, 2012

banned jarvis

the guy that got perm banned from fortniyte for using aimbot i mean aim ASsist and being too godly with the gOated aim

FaZE JARVIS is evolving into... banned jarvis !

by TikTOK aaaaaadict November 17, 2019

jorgis

jorgis is the most übersexy 1337 in the whole Hardware-phorums.

SirIce: -jorgis er gud!

by sex0r1337 September 6, 2004

Jarvis

A super dope computer that always refers to his owner as 'Sir'.
Once owned by IronMan.

Jarvis: "Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line."
Tony Stark: "I'm not in. I'm actually out."
Jarvis: "Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting."
Tony Stark: "Grow a spine, Jarvis, I got a date."

by Jonny7x November 21, 2018