Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!
I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.
by Hola amigo April 23, 2023
Get the oliver jardine mug.Jardin is sassy , strong , and can break your heart when you hurt her. She can make you fall inlove with her but when you hurt her she will break your face . Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is made if gold. And she will hurt anyone that hurts her best friends.
by NBlack August 17, 2017
Get the jardin mug.An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.
by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010
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Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010
Get the Jareding mug.An ultimate upset usually resulting in embarrassment. It can occur at any given time or place and must be immediately identified by pointing and saying "JARDINE". Named after Keith Jardine following his knockout loss to Houston Alexander at UFC 71.
Kevin and Jeffery walk up to an ice cream stand. Jeffery orders two scoops of butter pecan. Kevin tries to to top his friends purchase buy ordering 3 scoops of moose tracks. As they are turning to walk away Kevin's top two scoops fall to the ground and he is left with only one. Jeffery immediately points and shouts "JARDINE" and Kevin ducks his head embarrassed.
by DeucieColeman December 31, 2011
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1. Deceitful act in which someone pretends to be white when they are actually black, possibly due to insecurities.
1. Deceitful act in which someone pretends to be white when they are actually black, possibly due to insecurities.
She was jaeding us the whole time! Who would have thought?
by WTBW November 9, 2013
Get the Jaeding mug.Jarad: All my friend groups keep making these pedo jokes! What did I do?
Jerry: It is just Jerding bro.
Jarad: But I didn't do anything!
Jerry: It is just Jerding bro.
Jarad: But I didn't do anything!
by Tryyo April 24, 2020
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