January 1 

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush

Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*

January 1 by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020

January 1 

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

January 1 by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

January 1 

the day where the most luckiest people are born, they also are very talented and probably very motivated for anything they like.

teacher: when where you born?
Y/N: January 1st

teacher: you must be very motivated

January 1 by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022

January 1 

Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend

Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3

Hell yeah

January 1 by CHAOS FOREVER!!! May 13, 2022

January 1 

A day to celebrate with all your bitches.

Friend 1: It’s January 1st! Come celebrate with me
Friend 2: Ok!

January 1 by IAmAFun-gi June 21, 2022

January 1 

National go to the mall with your friends day

Let’s goooo January 1

January 1 by unitedstatesgovernmentduhh March 11, 2025

January 1, 1970 

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.

1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.

January 1, 1970 by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008