Janine

Janine can be very shy at times. Especially when talking to one of her many lovers. But if you take the time to talk to her instead of just stare at her boobs, you’ll see how smart she is. Really. She’s one of the cutest b***s you’ll meet in your life! She always has a sexy bra on, and she's unique in many other ways too. If you ever get the chance to date a Janine, don’t let her go unless she says the safeword. She’ll protect you from your curious neighbors, comfort you with amazing pasta, and always make you laugh with ridicolous ideas. She can be very dirty minded sometimes. Actually all the times. But she always makes you laugh. Nervously.

Janine almost gave me the best orgasm of my life last night, but at the last moment she ended up almost giving me the worst possible one!!

by Daigotom February 25, 2022

Janine🥺

Janine is the funniest, prettiest girl out there. She will eat a lot and she’s really thicc. She’s a really good cuddler, and she’s really freaky at times. She’s most likely going to date light skin boys if their name starts with an ‘N’. If you want to win her heart, don’t leave her on opened, be as freaky as her, feed her, and care about her. Trust me, she will be the best girlfriend you can have.

Nelson: “yo imma go over Janine🥺 house tonight”
Paul: “bring her taco bell and she’ll fuck you”

by Imsoboredsorry7492 November 27, 2019

jannine

big booty girl who loves her best friend

jannine loves mari

by bonitapplebum October 16, 2008

jantine

An amazing person with a heart of gold. Very social and bubbly personality. The name is dutch so she is pretty straight forward with her opinions. So her opinions can be pretty scary. Whenever you need help, seek for a Jantine! She will definetely help you the best she can. But will she ever follow her own advice she gives to her friends? Nope... she is rather sad about the mistakes she made. If you have found a Jantine, never let her go!

Bad habits: nail biting, procrastinating, wearing too many hats, having bad handwriting, drinking coffee with sugar, eating disgusting food combinations

My name is Jantine

by Elsjuh1 November 23, 2021

Janine

Track 5 on the 1969 David Bowie album "Space Oddity"

Oh my love, Janine
I'm helpless for your smile
Like a Polish wander
I travel ever onwards to your land
And were it not just for the jewels, I'd close your hand
Your strange demand
To collocate my mind
Scares me into gloom
You're too intense
I'll have to keep you in your place
I've no defense
I've got to keep my veil on my face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
You're fey, Janine
A tripper to the last
But if I catch you standing on my toes
I'll have a right to shout you down
For you're a lazy stream
In which my thoughts would drown
So stay, Janine
And we can glide along
I've caught your wings for laughs
I'm not obliged to read you statements of the year
So take your glasses off
And don't act so sincere
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
Yeah
Oh ah
Ooooo
Oh Janine
Hey Janine
Oh Janine
Ah ho
Oh Janine
Ho how
Janine
Ah Janine yeah
Janine Janine Janine
Yeah yeah

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

Dirty Janine

The insertion of a live eel in the rectum during sex.

I so gave Janine a dirty Janine last night, I don’t know who squirmed more, her or the eel.

by Domdeloease May 21, 2019

janined

To perform a task with haste and brute strength, and complete disregard for damage to property or self.

Mum rearranged all the furniture in the house today while Dad was at work. She totally janined it.

by TwoChickenNuggets September 15, 2017