Janis

Verb:

1: To confuse and complicate an otherwise normal or simple situation to a point of complexity that assures failure.

2: To interrupt a conversation or situation with irrelevant information with extreme enthusiasm or distress.

3: Turning a normally boring topic of conversation into a self deprecating comedic event.

4: To flail around and huff and puff and generally spazz out repeating “Oh My God It’s Hot in Here!
1: We were planning a picnic but Herb really Janised it up.

2: Did you see Maxine Janis that debate in the office earlier? I mean really what do cupcakes have to do with the Iran Contra scandal?

3: Man when Glen told that story about weeding his garden he really Janised it! I was nearly in tears it was so funny!

4: Martina burst into the roomed Janised around for a few minutes and left. Man that was weird.
by Johar97 July 18, 2010
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Janis

Janis
A sweet friend
She can fuck you up tho
Real bad
Obsessed with social media sometimes
Really loves to paint

Her boyfriend is probably named:
Andre, Damian , Jack, or Cris
She's wierd but normal
Yeetus the feetus
Likes to be dramatic randomly
Isn't that Janis?
Let's go!!!
by Thatbishyouhate July 14, 2019
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janis

a name you call a friend named alyssa
me:”hay janis”
alyssa:”hey
by crazyjaniscrazyjanice February 18, 2019
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Janis

An extremely evil woman. She will usually have long, dark,curly hair. She is extremely attractive, but beware the spider's web! Janis has multiple STD's
Oh, Janis met with the dark one today for her 2nd lesson.
by onlysoulshine April 27, 2011
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janis

the term used wen u feel horny or a pleasant sight taht creates a sensation similar to when ur bored at home n go whack off n watchin porn on ur bed while foning up a hot chick.
*o shit u make me all janis over im gonah janis sum tonight*
by pikachu March 23, 2005
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Janie

A fun girl with brown hair, and brown eyes, she may be chubby but her face takes you in, she has a nice ass and set of jugs (once there fully grown) she wears glasses and has curly hair, and If you know one your luck you cause they are rare. She gets straight a’s and freaks out when she gets lower , she loves books. But she falls kinda hard for every guy, the after a day or too she doesn’t really like them as much as she finds them attractive but guys you have a great shot!
Janie is so pretty, I wish I was her!
by Googlecorrector August 16, 2018
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Janis Joplin

By far one of the greatest female singers of all time. She kicked ass in Big Brother and the Holding Company singing songs like "Piece of my Heart" and "Ball and Chain" and went solo singing "Mercedes Benz" and "Bobby McGee". If Janis was still alive today, she would so kick Britney Spears ass for being a stupid bitch.
"And I'd trade all my tomorrows, for one single yesterday" ...need I say more??
by Spocko October 9, 2004
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