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8 de janeiro

8 de janeiro is January 8th in Portuguese, and the thing is that who’s born in this day is the most beautiful person in the universe, literally. They are Capricorn goddess that came to earth just to make everyone fall in love with them and after they say “oh i need to go to work, see you never again xoxo”, but ok because they can literally say anything that the hole world will continue to admire them (that includes me ofc). It’s impossible not to love one of these amazing people.
“ you were born on the day 8 de janeiro like júlia
by isvenushere January 3, 2021
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Jangrafess

Someone who uses an internet forum and carries 'Legend Status'.
A Jangrafess cannot be destroyed.
A Jangrafess is omnipotent.
A Jangrafess is a tiny step above GOD.
A Jangrafess cannot be replicated.
A Jangrafess is love, a Jangrafess also loves back.
A Jangrafess will never die.
"That Jangrafess, always going to meets"
"That Jangrafess, he's so kind to ethnics"
"I came in Jangrafess' bed"
"I have slept on Jangrafess' floor"
"I want to be like Jangrafess"
by Lawyah. October 29, 2008
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janger

"got any jangers?"

"im janging off my tits"
by poo.bum June 14, 2009
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Janging

Janging JANG-nound JANG ING verb

Janging refers to the process by which a nut has been busted, and ejeculate is shot, specifically similar to jizzing which is slang for ejeculation janging takes emphasis for comedic ways of doing so originally most commonly as jizzing on a fake or hair, breasts or back of a woman but as time went on these examples fell under the catagory of quite mainstream jizzing tecqniques so janging now is a loose term for jizzing (funnier way of saying it) or specifically a really funny way of having busted. Examples of both below .
1. "Man I made the spider man hand gesture as I was beating it off in her face"

"epic jang bro"

2." Dude its been a great month Ive been janging all over town, 3 chicks in one week and then I janged the shit out of this one ho' "

3. "yo shes so dirty she let me jang on her tits and we met up with her parents for dinner like 10 min later I was laughing the whole time, I think I could smell it "

"your like the high risk jang champion dude"

3. In the famous hollywood comedy "Theres something about marry" Actor Ben Stillers characher jangs so hard he cant find where he busted a nut, and is later discovered by actress Cameron Diaz's charachter as what she mistakes for hairgel and promtly applies to her own hair- Historians note this is possibly the worlds first apreance of a major janging in American pop culture

4. In United States politics, the Bill Clinton- Monica lewinsky sex scandal was at one point in a pivitol moment when allegations of a dress worn by Mrs.Lewinsky that had been stained with semen was a public relations nightmare and one awsomely funny janging story
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jangis

Unpleasant buffoonery.

Slang from Idaho river country
- I spent all yesterday getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.

- Jangis, man.
by Dklone1 August 17, 2009
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Janirah

Janirah is the shit and don’t care what anybody says she will most likely take your nigga and make you cry she bad asf and not the one to be played but she a mixed Princess But a baddie to but heart broken more like cold hearted
All you hoes get like janirah

Ouu you see fine ass janirah over there
by Jasmine monger January 28, 2019
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jangry

Melvin was so jangry when we made fun of his yarmulke, we saw the star of David in his eyes.
by FadeRunner March 12, 2014
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