A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.
Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit
Me: What?
Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE
Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.
Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee
Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.
Me: What?
Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE
Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.
Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee
Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.
by The Russian Roller July 20, 2010
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Your son has seven prom dates Robert! Hes acting like a real 'Jamory'.
The man who once once captive in prison is now king. Who would have thought? He is known as a 'Jamory'.
The man who once once captive in prison is now king. Who would have thought? He is known as a 'Jamory'.
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Q: Hey Cory, did your mom feed Kathy her jamongalope?
A: Eat a dick, jeniferjamongalopezdispenserville.
A: Eat a dick, jeniferjamongalopezdispenserville.
by Steve J G October 16, 2008
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by Jamorian Johnson July 20, 2018
Get the Jamorian mug.oh you know what it means.....HAM of course, in spanish.......this is a special type of ham that can be torn or ripped so be careful whenever you happen to be making a ham and cheese sandwich because ripped jamón is not a pretty sight!
(Riding in the middle of good ole' Lesterville)
Bro 1: So yeah I reallly could for some jamón right now, you know what I mean?
Bro 2: I feel you bro
Bro 3: YEA MAN!
Bro 4: WTF?
Bro 5: Yeah...
Bro 1: So yeah I reallly could for some jamón right now, you know what I mean?
Bro 2: I feel you bro
Bro 3: YEA MAN!
Bro 4: WTF?
Bro 5: Yeah...
by comRaunchy September 21, 2010
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