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Jackie Chan Adventures

A semi-sucessful children's cartoon show from the early 2000s. Featuring a cartoon version of Chinese Martial Artist and movie star Jackie Chan and fictional friends. The episodes would conclude with supposed questions from young fans for Jackie. He would try to answer them to the best of his abillity, but his lack of being able to speak English caused him to fail and he'd wind up saying a sentence of random words.
Wow, on Jackie Chan Adventures, Jackie really sucks ass at English.
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jackie chan movie 

A Jackie Chan movie is slang for watching a porno.
A Jackie Chan movie is slang for watching a porno.

Ex:
Steve: Wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie?
Greg: Like Rush Hour 2?
Steve: Nah man like back door sluts 9!
Greg: Jackie Chan is in that?
Steve: Nah man I just call em' Jackie Chan movies because they kick ass man!
Greg: 😂😂😂

jackie chan mojo 

An act where you think you are Jackie Chan in a fight.
Did you see Amber Hatmaker use her Jackie Chan mojo, because I sure as hell didn't. All i saw was hair pullin.

Jackie Chan 

The most immortal man on planet earth, he has cheated death at least twice, and proven it is truly possible to kill somebody with a ladder, an umbrella, a car antenna, and literally anything else you could imagine.
Jackie Chan? I know him. Isn’t he that guy from rumble in the Bronx, police story, super cop, drunken master, rush hour, the foreigner, first strike, project a, Battle Creek brawl, and all those other freaking awesome action movies?

a jackie chan 

When a female sucks your dick & taps your balls really fast with her hands
That girl Chelsea gave me a jackie chan, it was amazing
a jackie chan by LordNiggy May 14, 2015

The Jackie Chan 

When you jizz in your partners eyes causing them to go Asian. After completing this step you then karate Kick them in the face. Then Naruto run away.
Bill: you hear what happened to Becky’s face?
Jim: yeah she got the Jackie Chan

Bill: damn, that’s brutal
The Jackie Chan by Curt cocaine October 8, 2019

jackie chan 

Used to point out the uncanny fact that almost all Asian people look like Jackie Chan, even women.
Joey walks by an Asian person

Joey:"Was that Jackie Chan?"
jackie chan by Oprah4Prez September 24, 2006