jakey

a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.

yeah i was talking to jakey

by forklift April 1, 2023

Jakey Missers GDM

A gdm made for loyal Jake-biased engenes. A group of strong, soft and beautiful people that are willing to protect, hype and love Jake from ENHYPEN forever.

Jakey Missers GDM is legendary. Big thanks to Ava, Vee, Elana, Mimi,, Charl, Shane, Sayki, Charmaine, Becks, Inez, Chin, Cean, Aira, Sophia, Angel, Kath, Suzy, Cris, Tiara, Jean, Sammy, Kairi, Rj, Prince JakeEn, and Chi.

by jakehoonsoulmates January 11, 2021

Jakey Bastard

An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.

Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.

by street rave dave October 3, 2008

Jakey-Wakey

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!

Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS

by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016

JAKEY BOI

SICK, RADICAL DUDE

JAKEY BOI WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RADICAL BACK THERE

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

jakey cake

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

jakey bag

The blue plastic carrier bag that you carry your cheap alcohol home in.

Mate, are you going up the road? Don’t Forget your jakey bag
Awe, cheers mate, I’d be fucked without it!

by Staifreak May 15, 2018