Jathin

Most Jathins are alpha males who assert dominance over everyone. They are primarily very attractive indians that are funny, caring, athletic, and smart. A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character.

Everyone has a crush on Jathin because he is such an alpha male.

by coool dogg April 8, 2019

Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012

Jaiton

Jaiton is the best friend you've always wanted. He's kind, sporty, and always up for a talk. He is also absolutely the hottest guy around and is too modest about it.

Who is that hot guy?

Oh that's Jaiton!

by I hope to die September 3, 2018

jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".

typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Jarth

verb- to admire yourself a bit too much.

mom-are you jarthing in the bathroom?
son- *silence*

by Yorti T. Stahnk April 9, 2013

Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV

When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.

by LAGTV Fan #1 November 3, 2012

Jaitlinpalooza

A Holy season in April lasting from April 4th to April 29th in which none stop drunken celebration occurs for the duration of the holiday; the best, blurriest, most erotic 26 days of your life.

" Man, I can't wait for Jaitlinpalooza! It's the best three weeks of the year!"

by blahblahblahdyblah April 1, 2009