jaffet

smart, perfect, intelligent. Is used for people that are quiet but very nice and hide their true potential. Very smart and intelligent. Shy yet great, and when they do meet people they are very good friends.

He is so intelligent and smart he is definetly jaffet

by awesome1234 December 24, 2008

jaffet

super smart!!!!

Jaffet is so smart!

by urbandictionaryeditor December 24, 2008

Jaffey

A guy that is always the third wheel in a relationship, everyone blames him for everything and he always takes it well.

Wow Jaffey.

What are you doing Jaffey?

by SupaSimon January 29, 2015

jaffe

The God of all D-poles in the Country. He is the best lacrosse player ever. In fact, it is rumored that several Connecticut College Lacrosse players have seen him flying, spit fire, and even play entire lacrosse games with his eyes closed.

Dave Cambell: I went to church today and saw God.
Malcolm: No, Dave, that was Jaffe today at the Whittier Lacrosse game.
Dave Cambell: Thats right, I should have known. Oh, Malcolm, by the way, I have a huge rod.

by Wilcox (Jaffe's apprentice) May 2, 2005

Jaffee

(n.,adj.) the quintessence of cool.

(n.)"Dude, he just asked out a super model."
"who?"
"that Jafee over there."

(adj.)"Dude you are such a Jaffee person."

by crazy legs mcgee June 12, 2008

Jaffer

Something that exceeds one's expectations...something which you regard to be of sheer excellence. Derived from the Rhyzo school of linguistics!!

Have you seen the new Paris Hilton home porno...its an absolute JAFFER!!!

by Burnsie January 20, 2005

jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.

1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!

by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007