jackwanker

A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.

Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"

Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."

Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"

All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*

Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*

by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019

jackscare

When you get jumpscared by Michael Jackson shouting

Me: "i am going to watch the Thriller music video"
Michael Jackson: "hee-hee"
Me: "wow i just got totally jackscared"

by JzwhaIe May 5, 2021

Jakesnake0308

The type of guy to order 30 quarter pounders from ubereats when drunk

We just got 30 quarter pounder orders from a guy with the name Jakesnake0308. You seeing this Will?

by ParkInvertingThemed January 13, 2022

jackanakanory

Like congrats but only when someone does something that was annoying

Jackanakanory u did great but uh can I stop now that flute playing was aggravating

by Truthtellllllllllerrrr October 18, 2023