jack shit

A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.

I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.

by stinkygordo January 19, 2009

A Jacksmith

a true giant amongst men, he is always the spark amongst dull company and a man other men look up to. A leader, inspiration and visionary, often found in call centre environments, a Jacksmith is the jack the lad, the lady killer and the one with the gallo's humour. Truly loved by one n all

I used to be a Jacksmith in my younger days, but i leave that to the pretty boys nows

by wordsmithguru September 2, 2015

jack shit

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid

Man, you are such a jack shit!

by KROD December 13, 2004

jack shit

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.

You don't know jack shit.

by bumpie July 26, 2008

Jackshitting

Genuinely doing "jack shit" all day. "Jackshitting" is often referred to as "procrastinating", but procrastinating implies you actually have something to do, while you jackshit without having to have a life.

Susie: "James you wanna go paint drying?"
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."

by BritishTeaCup August 7, 2014

Jackshitpoo

A Jack Russel Shih Tzu Poodle breed.

My dog is a Jackshitpoo.

by Forrest Fyre January 20, 2023

Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

by prudulentjack August 20, 2022