jackassery

Any fit of extreme buffoonery that causes even Nickelback fans to shake their heads in disbelief.

Lexington, KY, sports reporter Alan Cutler's mad chase of fired UK coach Billy Gillispie through the halls of the Joe Craft Center was jackassery in its purest form.

by Vanilla Dong March 31, 2009

jacksterpiece

1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be sexually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.

2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina

1.) "I was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. My wrist STILL hurts!"

2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."

by fffreddy August 13, 2010

Jackassery

A person who thinks he is all that and perfect, when in reality he is a extremely controlling maniac bent on destroying the lives of any one he befriends. He has no self restraint and is a giant rolling pile of douche

Him: I got high today

Me: that's nice, i thought about it but didnt

Him: WHAT!? you thought about getting high that is the most stupid horrible thing you could do you fucking retarded dumb ass!!!

Me: ...You just said you got high.

Him: I lied, just to see what stupid piece of shit you would come up with.

Me: You sir, are full of jackassery.

by GameShowHostOnThePriceIsRight May 12, 2011

Nitro jackasser

A combination of a stunter from nitro circus and jackass these people are only in the higher class of people only 2 of them wander this planet

That guy is such a nitro jackasser

by Typer9028 June 12, 2018

jackassery

The act of engaging in any behavior or committing any act of stupidity that only a jackass could do.

Speeding on icy roads "because your car or truck CAN" and swerving in and out of lanes around other cautious drivers. Like, the jackassery of the SUV driver on icy roads during a blizzard led to him/her losing control and flying off the bridge to a horrible death in icy waters.

by mkrmom January 27, 2009

Jackassery

1.The ART of being a complete jackass.
2.When a person acts as a Jackass jackass

Waht kind of jackassery is this?
Thats complete jackassery.

by Mike G January 11, 2005

JayMaster

Someone who loves video games has autism but still likes to play gets bullied by his friends but is really smart and dumb makes jokes that are not funny and has little to no talent thinks he is good at things says he is the best for jokes but sucks all because of his autism but somehow still keeps to maintain his friends

The JayMaster who
Thought the gernade was a disco bomb from fortnite was thrown into the class and killed 23 kids

by VideoGameGoblin23 July 26, 2019