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Def. 1: A simple yet clever combination of the words jackass and asshole without the ass. Mainly used by middle schoolers that fall into the hispanic race.
Fuck, that jackhole can't even figure out what 2+2 is!
by MJRV21 April 12, 2009
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From the Latin "Jackholius Assimus." Someone that wastes your precious time. In Retail a customer that has no intention of buying. Best when doubled up as a verb and adjective.
Quit jackholing me and buy the damn car jackhole!
by Isellcars April 9, 2006
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JackAss+AssHole= JACKHOLE (In a way)

A jackhole is one who is immensely superior to a jackass or asshole but is still someone stupid enough to call a jackhole.
Wow, he isn't a jackass after all, wait for it...wait for it....
YOU JACKHOLE!
by Derrick Schelebo January 12, 2004
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Fool-King Jackholes

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Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
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Jackhole

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A person who is a jerk yet is slightly more jerkish than the average jerk and who deserves to be called more than a jerk but less than a a-hole
God Dianna your boyfriend is being such a jackhole
by danstan May 10, 2009
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A person sho exhibits all the tendecies of an asshole and a jackass. The unique combination of being obnoxious, (asshole), and completely obtuse or insensitive (jackass) requires it's own insult.
Can you believe that Jackhole cut me off and then gave me the finger for it?
by pb_foots June 23, 2009
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a word that takes jackass and asshole to make it. Commonly used by kids who dont want to say "ass" when someone is being an asshole or a jackass
Mary: JAVON LIKES LUCY
Javon: DARN IT MARY NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Mary: Im so sorry
Javon: Sometimes your such a jackhole.
by BleedingMotivation May 23, 2010
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