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Jack Thompson Disease

A deadly disease that when contracted creates extreme anal retentiveness, hatred of all video games, and a complete loss of all logical thought processes.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Example 1:

JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!

Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.

Example 2:

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: YOU SUCK!

Judge: You're out of line.

Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!

Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
by Akuryuha May 30, 2008
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jack transaction

When a group of people all pitch in their cash for a meal then one member takes all the cash and uses his credit card to pay for the bill and in turns gets all the cash, gets points on his credit card and usually it goes on his company credit card. Effectively getting your cash transaction jacked.
Justin again used the jack transaction to take the cash and charge his credit card to get the points.
by sd panhandlers May 19, 2014
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Jack Thompson

Some major dumbass who thinks playing games like Grand Theft Auto will turn kids into killers and car-jackers.
News Reporter: Just last night, angry kids ran out onto the street, hijacked some cars, and then went to Jack Thompson's house and killed him.

Children of the World: YAY!!!
by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009
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Jack Tors

Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"
"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors
by wevets March 7, 2009
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jack the ripper

Notorious prostitute-killer that reached his peak in 1888. Famed for being the origianal serial killer, his identity remains a mystery to this day, although many people have luanched many differing theories. The style of the killings was particularly gruesome and internal organs were removed as souveneirs. Today the term will describe any loud, ripping fart.
"I'm gonna tear you u like i'm jack the ripper"


"I just did jack the ripper"
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded
"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"
by Tanezza May 5, 2010
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jack the slack

To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm
by EpicEric26 January 19, 2018
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