A deadly disease that when contracted creates extreme anal retentiveness, hatred of all video games, and a complete loss of all logical thought processes.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Example 1:
JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!
Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.
Example 2:
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: YOU SUCK!
Judge: You're out of line.
Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!
Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!
Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.
Example 2:
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: YOU SUCK!
Judge: You're out of line.
Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!
Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
by Akuryuha May 30, 2008
Get the Jack Thompson Disease mug.When a group of people all pitch in their cash for a meal then one member takes all the cash and uses his credit card to pay for the bill and in turns gets all the cash, gets points on his credit card and usually it goes on his company credit card. Effectively getting your cash transaction jacked.
Justin again used the jack transaction to take the cash and charge his credit card to get the points.
by sd panhandlers May 19, 2014
Get the jack transaction mug.Related Words
Some major dumbass who thinks playing games like Grand Theft Auto will turn kids into killers and car-jackers.
News Reporter: Just last night, angry kids ran out onto the street, hijacked some cars, and then went to Jack Thompson's house and killed him.
Children of the World: YAY!!!
Children of the World: YAY!!!
by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009
Get the Jack Thompson mug.by wevets March 7, 2009
Get the Jack Tors mug.Notorious prostitute-killer that reached his peak in 1888. Famed for being the origianal serial killer, his identity remains a mystery to this day, although many people have luanched many differing theories. The style of the killings was particularly gruesome and internal organs were removed as souveneirs. Today the term will describe any loud, ripping fart.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
Get the jack the ripper mug.by Tanezza May 5, 2010
Get the jack tard mug.by EpicEric26 January 19, 2018
Get the jack the slack mug.