jizzles

Term used to resemble cum, either cock cum or pussy cum. Usually used mid sentence, like the following example...

* Steph jizzles over his hot sexy body -f-
OR
* Pineapple jizzles all over her breasts and pussy.-m-

by Steph As Used In The Example haha July 14, 2006

Jizzle

Created from the words jizz and sparkle. Used to describe something great or someone that is good looking.

"Mate that guy is pure Jizzle."
"Did you see TOWIE last night. Sheer jizzle"

by Helz-W17 October 04, 2011

Jizzle

Jizz-el. Noun.
Another name for one who's name starts with the letter 'J' and consists of only one syllable.

"I hope your Chrizzle is the bomb dizzle, Jizzle."

Translates to -

"I hope your Christmas is wonderfully terrific, John."

by Mokey December 24, 2005

Jizzle

A word used in place of sperm

Want some of my jizzle in your mouth?

by Jared Deegan October 13, 2003

Jizzle

(noun) An unfortunate combination of male ejaculate and feces.

(verb) When a man excretes semen and feces simultaneously.

Anyone experiencing such a disturbing occurrence should consult a doctor immediately.

Guy: "Hey bitch, I got summin kinky for you."
Girl: "Oh baby, let's do it."
Guy: "I'm going to jizzle aaaaalllll over you."
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"

by WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAY!? August 01, 2010

jizzle

means cums, jiz etc.
Comes from a mans penis.

Fo'Sure! Stephen Jizzled In His Mums Eye!

by sally96097509509 June 08, 2006

Jizzlings

from the word Jizz commonly used to refer to semen. jizzlings are that sweet aphrodisiacs made by removing the centre of a strawberry and filling it to the brim with that sweet white sticky stuff dat comes outta ur schlong and savoury it with a touch of pimp juice. hmmmm... yumyum!!.....

Gotta Love Those Jizzlings!

Make Her Cum! Buy Jizzlings! Now Available In Chocolate and Fresh Mint!

by immagirl September 22, 2004