baby neck jam

1. The accumulation of milk, food, lint or other non distinct matter between the rolly polly fat layers of a baby's neck.

2. A meal that is so unidentifyable and mushy that it is comparable to a baby's neck jam.

1. Eww, I need a baby wipe to clean out Lily's baby neck jam.

2. Gee, mom, what did you cook? Baby neck jam? I'm ordering a pizza.

In music: "Oh hot damn baby neck jam, keep on wiping it fast as I can..."

by Kimmah May 12, 2010

no jam

It means, don't kill still you bastard.

no jam me poring!

by lookatme! February 23, 2003

no jam

if someone says they're gonna do something (normally as a joke) and then you say "no jam" it means they have to do it.

chris - man i should tottaly go pants the principal

james: no jam!

chris- fuuuck man! now i have to!

by dudeimakickyoass April 17, 2011

nut jam

A pinkish/reddish jelly-like substance that forms when a man's semen mixes with the blood from a woman's menstrual cycle after ejaculation has occurred. This substance can sometimes be seen on the stomach region after "out-of-vagina" ejaculation.

Please note: Nut jam may not form when a condom is used.

"Me and Lisa hooked up while she was on her period and I made some nut jam when I came on her stomach."

by KanYe March 13, 2009

they stank of that new jam smell

a sound affect used on 102 jams before a dj plays a brand-spankin-new joint

check out this new Mike Jones joint (they stank of that new jam smell)

by DangerousZANE June 11, 2006

No jam

The sentence NJ said to Jimin in a Bangtan Bomb which eventually turned out as an endless meme among the fandom ARMY.

Jimin, you got no jams.

by Llamashiteu February 22, 2017

Northern Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.

Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude

by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014