iPoo 

The act of using your iPhone, iPod or iPad whilst taking a crap. Also known as the iPee if you are only taking a leak.
Useful if your employer has banned them during working hours.

Trevor: Wow, I'm so addicted to my iPhone that I can't put it down!
Bruce: Me too, I like to iPoo at work!

iPoo by Squik February 4, 2010

ipooped 

when you pooped and you said fucky skerplashish!!! oh no ho the poop.

ipooped.

ipooped by fuckyufuck May 22, 2023

ipoo 

New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.

guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.

ipoo by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005

iPlop

To use your iPhone / iPod whilst on the toilet or (in unfortunate circumstances) to drop said iPhone / iPod in the toilet.

Guy 1: "The line is very echoey - where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm in the toilet, it was a long one and I got bored. Thought i'd iPlop you"

or

{Depressed voice} "I was using the bathroom and my iPhone slipped out of my pocket. I couldn't grab it and had to watch it iPlop into the toilet!"

Similar to ipoop only more expensive!

iPlop by Stuey H(UK) June 25, 2009

iPoor 

One who is lacking in the latest technological devices and gizzmos.

Perosn 1: Check out my new iPhone and MP3 player.

Person 2: Cool, wish I had one; I'm so iPoor.

iPoor by MartyD007 April 27, 2010

iPeople 

People who are so obsessed with their Apple products that they always have to shove it in your face. They always refer to their cell phone as their iphone and their lap top as their Mac. They might as well worship Steve Jobs as the savior of their pompous race.

I don't know how to get to the Olive Garden.
Oh don't worry, I'll just look up directions on my iPhone.
Get out of my car.
Why?
I don't associate with iPeople

You know if you had a Mac, you wouldn't get viruses.

iPeople by JMoneyThaIllest August 11, 2010

ipooched 

Adj.
Ipod+pooched=Ipooched

My Ipod always works except when I really need it (before a long trip or preloaded with the music for the wedding)

I was rockin out on the ski hill until I was ipooched

ipooched by Robert Funk January 13, 2008