involuntary resource action

Corporate jargon for a layoff. Often used as a verb.

Hey, did you hear about Jim? He got involuntarily resourced action on Friday. I guess he's going to start looking for a new job.

by cribbageGuy April 12, 2004

involuntary facebook stalking

when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.

person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!

by movement37 September 11, 2011

involuntary sperm recipient

euphuism for rape victim

"I am about to make you an involuntary sperm recipient if u dont stop screwing up my lines"

by Raziel March 23, 2003

Involuntary "you too"

Accidently responding to somone with "you too" at an unnecessary time, most oftenly used at a movie theater.

Movie theater attendant: "You're gonna be in theater 6, 3rd one to the right. Enjoy the show!"

Movie attender: "Thanks, you too!"

*awkward...walk away quickly, you've just used an involuntary "you too"*

by cleverdahling June 14, 2009

Involuntary Gold Digger

A woman whose husband buys her lots of gifts and expensive things without her asking.

Jim spoils his wife so much. She must be one lucky involuntary gold digger.

by bobrocks95 May 5, 2010

Involuntary "You Too"

When you say "You too" to someone without thinking.

Involuntary "You Too"
Consession Stand Guy: Enjoy your movie.
You: You too. ...Er, wait.
*awkward*

by BondeOnTheLoose September 27, 2009

Involuntary "Love You"

When you automatically add "Love you!" at the end of a conversation out of habit and the audience is totally inappropriate.

Example of Involuntary "Love You"...

Employee: "Okay, Boss! I'll get right on that. Love you!"

Boss: "uh..."

**BIG uncomfortable silence**

by Wilma Lang May 13, 2009