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Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.
'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation
by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009
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Invitational

An event or gathering restricted to invited participants

Adj
"an invitational tournament"
by Gingerbreadman March 19, 2005
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invitatious

adj. someone offering an invitation, someone issuing many invitations, being gracious about inviting
We decided to be invitatious and invite my "boyfriend" to the fair.
by crazycold September 8, 2005
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Invitati

A FIFA tournament between four to ten people, usually done as part of pre-drinks. The winner of the invitati will usually hand down forfeits to the losers to be completed on the night.
You going to the Ender invitati tonight, mate? I hear he's about to hand out some mad beatingz yo
by Redne Mas January 28, 2014
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Invict

An INVICT is what Joey "CoCo" Diaz(stand up comedian) calls the people he was in prison with in 1987-88.
"In prison I wasn't gonna take any shit from a fellow invict"
by StoneyJenkins May 6, 2018
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illegitimate invitation

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.
J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"
by wordgrl August 5, 2008
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sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.
They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation
by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022
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