Whisking An Egg

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.

by captinjapseye January 2, 2011

Shit whisking

Taking a bad situation and making something good out of it

John: I heard your flight was delayed.

Steven: Yeah, three hours, but I did some shit whisking and I ended up banging four broads

by ModernNinja1 August 10, 2014

shit whisk

A complete and utter moron, oblivious to even the most obvious common sense realities.

dude, Ricky is such a shit whisk, he couldn't even do one plus one!

by teh fool December 4, 2013

whisk porn

Where any other toy isn't good enough for some sexual pleasure imma use a whisk

Whisk porn cuz why the hell not scar people...

by Pineanpple December 6, 2016

waist whisk

A particularly delicate euphemism for the male reproductive organ.

"I wouldn't relish the idea of putting my waist whisk in that."

by Grumpmuffin January 29, 2009

Bumlock Egg Whisk

Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.

I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special

by tjs343 January 18, 2023

Whisking My Yoke

To have your yoke whisked is when you are fingered so hard that all your insides become mushy and egglike.

Last night, my boyfriend was whisking my yoke so hard that I woke up on the sunny side with a little leakage.

by Kathryn Ann the third June 8, 2011