Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Instaboner

1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.

Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.

by VinnyM76 March 31, 2009

Instable Operating System

An operating system prone to crashing - commonly referred by newbs as an Instable Computer - however, calling it such is incorrect.

Windows XP is an instable operating system. It tends to crash when documents remain unsaved for long periods of time.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Instaboner

When an erection is formed instantaneously, usually as a result of interaction with someone of unprecedented attractiveness.

James tapped me on the shoulder earlier, I got an instaboner.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 15, 2015

Instabestie

Someone who is almost every one of someone's Instagram pics. Like their bestie but is largely dipised by that person .An instabestie also taggs you and comments on every one of your pics.

Uuuh . My instabestie keeps texting and asking me if I want to hang out.

by A_Lou_Lou_25 September 13, 2016

instapose

Purposefully arranging a lifestyle in photographs to portray a predetermined aesthetic.

Derived from Instagram, where a persons life isn't always what it seems.

her instapose didn't look very real.
his dinner picture looks like it was instaposed.

by michael scott hertzberg January 24, 2018

instabye

When someone posts an image on Instagram but later deletes it because no one else agrees/likes it

Girl 1= I posted a photo saying ‘gays are bad’
Girl 2= you needa instabye because that’s not funny

by Wjwjsiwijejeje May 19, 2018