Freudian insertion

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.

"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.

by xollock May 22, 2009

(Insert Name Here)

A dick who decides to either create a glowing definition of himself on Urban Dictionary, or looks up his own name on aforementioned site.

You're trying to find your name, huh? You vane (insert name here)!

by Ianislol April 25, 2017

[insert character] irl

Being a irl of a character means you ARE this character.

My friend is insert character irl!

by unknown nonsense April 20, 2022

[Insert your name here]

Some dumbass who looked up their name on Urban Dictionary.

insert your name here looked up their name on Urban Dictionary, what a dumbass.

by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019

insert

Can be replaced by shove, push, hump, fuck, or pound...

I cum as soon as I insert my penis.
I will insert my fist in your face.
Insert that big fucking dick in my pussy.
I had her screaming my name everytime I went to insert my dick.

by syst0lic July 13, 2003

inserted

when you stick it in

1) The woman inserted the heel of a stiletto into the mans penis hole.

2)Wow that was fun, I just inserted it into Diane and Jody

by RooKanga15 April 29, 2016

Tactical Insertion

when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.

After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.

by PrivatePyle420 January 24, 2010