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Double Inverted Stranger

A combination of The Stranger and The Inverted Stranger, where a person numbs their penis through a method of their choice while sitting on their hand until it is also numb. They then proceed to masturbate, which simulates the act of watching someone else jack off.
Sometimes when I am horny and all my bros are too busy to come over, I just give myself a Double Inverted Stranger instead.
by Almightytom July 6, 2022
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Inverted Ass

An up front ass, no party in the back. Literally. Commonly seen at Walmart, an overweight women without an ass, usually has the fat stored in front. This storage of fat in the front, with the lack of it in the back creates an inverted ass.
"Damn son she had a fat inverted ass" booty
"Jim you don't want that"
by BigHossWilly July 2, 2016
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Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009
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Inverted Pussy

1. A female with a penis
2. Similar to how an anus falls out but with a pussy
1.Big dick Jill has an inverted pussy
2. No dick Jill fingered her pussy so hard she got an inverted pussy
by BigDickJill September 27, 2018
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Inverted Cross

A cross that is upside down, with the short end pointing toward the bottom.

Commonly believed to be a satanic symbol, it is actually the opposite; According to legend, St. Peter requested that he be crucified in a different way than Jesus Christ, because he felt that he didn't deserve to die in the same manner as his lord, so the Romans raised his cross with him upside down.

That's right, every so-called Satanist who wears the inverted cross is actually showing humility and unworthiness before Christ.
If the inverted cross is an anti-Christian symbol, why the hell is it carved on the back of the pope's throne?
by The REAL 2wingo August 4, 2011
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Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.
"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."
by Zt2 April 16, 2015
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inverted snob

Someone who looks down their nose on those more wealthy, simply because they are more wealthy. Inverted snobs staunchly refuse to recognise that their form of snobbery is every bit as superficial and silly as the other kind ... the only difference is, the inverted variety helps keep its adherents down on the bread line.
Don't expect to find Mary in one of the better pubs. She's an inverted snob. She'd rather have cheap beer and mould any day of the week.
by Fearman October 30, 2007
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