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Education Inflation

When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.
You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.
by ARBaker August 11, 2011
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Isolation

Isolation is possibly the most boring thing in existence. It is the act of staying inside your house because you don’t want to catch a global pandemic of sort, most commonly COVID-19. It is recommended that you do isolate, even though while doing so you will probably be making TikToks or FaceTiming your toxic friends.
Have you been making TikToks and eating too much in isolation?
by it'smeyourcousin April 20, 2020
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Rectal Invasion

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.
Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011
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Reverse Home Invasion

The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.

A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.
1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?
by zerogroup November 9, 2018
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Inflation

INFLATION?! YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGER TIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Dude one: I love inflation

Other dude: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
by Idkevujjj June 28, 2021
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Iraq Invasion

When a guy promises to pull out because he doesn't have a condom, but instead goes halfway, screams "PSYCH!", punches the girl in the face and drops his load.
Jane didn't want to get pregnant, but unfortunately her Halliburton contractor boyfriend Mike decided to go for an Iraq invasion.
by Niles Ward December 9, 2008
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Invasion of privacy

While trying to take a dump, somone walks in on you
i hate that
by Name unknown January 2, 2004
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