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Infarmer

The Jamicain word for snitch
Them infarmer seh mi evil
by nautiboiivee May 19, 2010
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Please be informed!

A short commanding expression spoken at the end of a speech that means: "Yeah, you heard what I said! That's the 411. If you didn't get it, too damn bad! I ain't gonna repeat myself and I ain't taking no questions!"
Ling Ling: "Blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"

Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"

Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"
by mnihnuht February 23, 2008
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Infomercial crap

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".
"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."
by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008
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Infomercialist

Someone who does infomercials for a living. Has an extremely loud and almost annoying voice, but can sell goods on TV like a fiend.
Billy Mays (RIP) is the all time legendary Infomercialist
by Billy hopstopper October 13, 2009
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infomercial

Annoying commercials where the people selling stuff send subliminal messages, often by reapeting the same thing over and over, or shouting really loud.
by CT August 10, 2004
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Mis-Informed Octopus

The act of placing your thumb in your rectum, and using the other four fingers to scratch and paw at your grundle(*see Angry Spider). Then tell your partner to place there thumb in your rectum as well and to overlap there fingers over yours and copy the same movements as you.

This forms the image of an octopus with its head stuck in a hole.
Say Chuck, would you like to perform a Mis-Informed Octopus with me tonight....
by wilson james September 15, 2010
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vaccine informed

The lame term created by the antivaxxer crowd because they can’t accept the fact that they’re wrong.
“I’m not an Antivaxxer, I’m Vaccine Informed”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”

“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”
by Karmakaze May 7, 2019
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