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McMyocardial Infarction

Otherwise known as a "McGang Bang", this treat involves the re-assembling of a McDouble and a McChicken into one delightful entity. Regardless of which is on top, you are certain to get your rocks off.
While ingesting his McMyocardial Infarction, Ted is briefly reminded of his triple coronary bypass as he feels his arteries solidifying.
by BD577Stormer May 25, 2009
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infart

an infart: a fart that once is held in for an extended time, becomes farted internally (instead of externally) and still relieves the stress of gas buildup. highly suggested in pubilc social situations.
man i just laid out the nastiest infart.
by ma2345 October 19, 2011
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infartation

Verb; The act of cutting a shit short (see, Turd Cutter) in order to reinforce later fart's stink.
Dude, what the fuck!?!?
I know right? Post-hummus infartation, gets them every time...
by yossgold October 8, 2014
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infactuated

a word that pedro uses to describe feeling sick
i feel infactuated by that pizza sauce
by peddypals March 8, 2019
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infartuation

Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.
I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.
by QuacksO January 10, 2016
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Infactacide

Infactacide: Billy desided to discredit a fact the Sally yelled "THAT'S INFACTACIDE"
by Bownarrow June 14, 2019
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Infartuation

As I gazed longingly and lustfully at Chad's firm ass, I was smothered with primal infartuation. You could sense the attraction. It was palpable. Magnetic. Life-changing.
by roboticArrow January 22, 2020
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