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Lord Infamous

the illest rapper in three 6 mafia. he spits the most demonic lyrics you have ever heard. he is in jail right now, probably for murdering some three 6 mafia haters.

aka. Scarecrow / Keiser Soze
Known as the murderous vocalist
Infamous rippin' up all of your hoe shit
Approachin Da Scarecrow'll butchure and
Tearin' up niggas wit double edge

- Lord Infamous
by iller killer December 6, 2006
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Armchair Infantry

Most commonly found on internet forums for first-person-shooter games set in modern times like Counter-Strike and Battlefield 2, the Armchair Infantry spends his day browsing gun sites (chiefly http://world.guns.ru) memorizing every factual statistic about every weapon known to man. In any instant, the Armchair Infantry can deliver to you every possible statistic about any of an obscure line of military-grade weapons that never even saw live combat.

Armchair Infantry are easy to identify. If they have an avatar, more often then not it is the logo of the United States Marine Corp. If they have a signature, it's almost always a Barrett sniper rifle, or a guy hiding in a bush with a rifle (that may or may not be a Barrett). Your typical Armchair Infantry will hide behind a veil of lies to 'reinforce' their point; the most common and effective being that they own several of the military weapons and are pure marksmen with them. Slightly rarer, but more effective, is the Armchair Veteran, who protects his ass with unearned respect by insisting that they've fought in ANY number of real-world conflicts: Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Bosnia, Grenada... If the debate is about the Vietnam war, you damn well know that these guys will crawl out of the woodwork, insisting that they served 4 tours in Vietnam. If it's about Kuwait, suddenly they tell you about Operation Desert Storm as if they were there firsthand.

When provoked, the Armchair Infantry will pull out a dazzling number of 'facts' that they've almost completely copy-pasted off another website. In a conversation about a military asset of some sort, they will be determined to convince you beyond a shadow of a doubt that they've fired/flown/driven whatever it is they're talking about. The goal being, of course, to convince you, someone who isn't hiding behind the Armchair Infantry persona, that they have much more experience then you (which they don't), and therefore are right, and you're an idiot.

In their FPS games of choice, these 'veterans' generally play as a sniper whenever they can, clinging to an emo-esque image of a lonewolf cold-blooded killer out for revenge, or some cliche bullshit like that.

The irony of the Armchair Infantry is that most have never even been around a real gun outside of Boyscout Camp. Even more aren't even old enough to enlist.

If you ever meet an Armchair Infantry, patronize and mock them. There's a slim chance that yes, they DID fly an A-10 in the Gulf War (because you know how many 40-year-old Veterans play FPS games to recreate a war they saw people die in), but there's a far greater chance that they're utterly full of shit.
Rather then the use of the term 'Armchair Infantry', here's an example of some in action:

"The accuracy and range of the rifle is way off. I have three and go to the range four times a week and I can put 20 bullets within a half inch of each other at 500 meters."

"I flew a Cobra in Kuwait and I can tell you that they do NOT fly like that."

"I risked my life for the United States and it's disrespectful that you guys got the turbine sound of the F/A 18 TOTALLY wrong."
by Dave T. S. July 20, 2008
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Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis
Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...
by princess.peach December 30, 2009
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Infallatio

Act of blowing air in one's anus. Often as an accompaniment to a blowjob.
She went right past the balls and POOF! Infallatio!
by Tom Ramen September 8, 2013
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Infanichit

Not enough funds in the bank; pocket way short; waiting on friday; broke as hell
I tried to make that call to your boy but I had infanichit funds on my phone.
by Shorty Reese November 3, 2016
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Infant Killah

A male generally teenage or young adult, who makes a habit of dating younger women and girls, generally used to poke fun at questionable behavior and persons , of Caribbean origin
"Chhhhh, yo Brian did you see Sean with that 9th grader?" - Kevin

"Yeah bruddah, he's a real infant killah" - Brian
by KYSeaman345 November 6, 2017
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infa 100%

It is a russian internet expression that was/is often used on the russian imageboard 2ch.ru (2chan). It means Information accuracy is 100%.

Spread to wesern world:
The expression was caught on by ultra-autistic people and stormfags spamming ron paul memes on following imageboards: northpole.fi ,4chon.org/net (not 4chan) and krautchan's /int/ back in 2009 ,2010 and 2011. On kc you would often see a picture of Comical Ali (baghdad bob) with infa 100% as a caption. If you see a non-russian using this expression then it's a balding 30+ year old permavirgin bernd which you shall bully the shit out of.
jews did 9/11 infa 100%

Israel is gonna carpet bomb the shit out of hizbollah infa 100%

Anybody who uses infa 100% is a permavirgin coke-snorting nazi bernd infa 100%
by MrAsscrack October 26, 2018
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