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Headass Insurance

When someone says "headass" at the end of a statement or question to make it seem like they're joking, when in reality they're serious.
"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"
by Bobbylight69su June 8, 2018
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Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
by TimPestilence July 25, 2009
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Indraprastha

1. Old name for Delhi, India.
2. An undergarments shop at Noida's Sector 18 market, U.P., India opened by undergarment's designer Rohit Vij.
Women: What is Indraprastha?
Man: Bitch it has two meanings, which one?
by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
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insurance fraud

A person in need of cash. They will deliberately chuck themselves in front of vehicles just to get compensation. They will use some of their money from the insurance company to pay the health bills to recover, and then the rest is pure profit.
I think I hit an insurance fraud, 'cus he chucked himself in front of an 18 wheeler and a bike before he stumbled over to me...
by RollCage24 January 4, 2014
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indrajeet

Clearly, a name. It belongs to a very intelligent, talented, handsome/hot/visually attractive/outstanding physique(all you can think about, totally not obsessing :P). Has eyes to fall for. Hair perfectly set, always neat. Quite athletic, plays all kinds of sports. A black belt... Plays the guitar, plays chess.... I think from all this you can guess, it takes all your will power not to fall for this guy...
My mind: Oh look, there goes Indrajeet.. someone you're head over heels for and he doesn't even know that you exist. *sighs*
My body: Oh there goes Indra, sexy as ever, run to his arms...
by Ukuleles101 October 5, 2018
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indrayani

Indrayani is like the goddess of your life , she will change your life in every way possible. Her Steamy body,intellectual mind and devil smile will make you chase her. She is literally the owner of all the talents around the world that make others jealous of her but her golden and innocent heart will make you go awe. she likes bad boys for her lover and adventures in a relation. a girl like her is one in a million.
i fell in love after meeting Indrayani and yeah, i also got hard
by therealmadman September 29, 2018
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Indiras

A person who is respected, usually knows and is good at many things. He is very wise. "Indiras" is usually someone who likes to have fun and is relaxed, Not worried. Also likes to travel and explore thing. A good adventurer and a funny man. Not a hater. Has SWAG and CLASS !
Person 1: Wow, Indiras is such a badass.

Person 2: yep, he is KingPin !

Person 3: I wish if I could be like him.
by Poster6954 February 16, 2013
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