Incompetent friend

A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.

Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.

Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.

*Tomorrow*

Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.

Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.

Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!

by DragynScales January 17, 2015

Incompetent Boob

Cryptosporidium-137, protagonist of Destroy All Humans.

Crypto fails a mission.
MISSION FAILED
Pox: "NO, NO, NO!!! Crypto, you incompetent boob!!"

by WonkyTonkBotty October 10, 2020

dickless incompetent

Someone who so ridiculously stupid, he has no clue how to use his dick during sex.

"Man, he's so dickless incompetent, he thinks a quarterback is a refund"

by dompat12 December 24, 2009

incompetent

A weird sex position that includes a donkey, a jewish priest, and 4 apples

Hey ima incompetent u tonight

by yungyungyung February 1, 2017

incomputent

Incompetent with regard to computer use

"My mother has no idea how to use the web, she's totally incomputent"

by irradiance September 1, 2006

incompident

This word is a common misspell of incompetent. I have seen it all over the internet. It pretty much attempts to mean this...
incapable: not meeting requirements; "unequal to the demands put upon him"

Incompident web designers need to all die.

by Kasey Crawford December 26, 2007

incompetant

Spelling used by douches who enjoy taking the focus off their intended target and onto their inadequacies in spelling a word about inadequacy.

Generally said person will also use words such as "useless", "stupid", "idiot", and "retard" in the same sentence, providing listeners with a wider description of the writer.

I hate my job, im managed by incompetant idiots who are too stupid to see my talent, and theyre useless retards, unlike me

by dumbtabulous November 12, 2009