the impossible quiz

a quiz made by splapp-me-do where the quiz taker has to answer 110 questions (120 in the sequel). some require insane logic, fast reflexes, and just pure luck. there are bombs in some questions and if they go off, you'll lose all of your lives. bomb times can reach from 15 seconds, to 1 second (seriously). in the first, the only thing to help you are skips (but they are useless due to the fact that question 110 is use all 7 skips). in the second, a new thing is featured: the fusestopper. it destroys the bomb in a question to give you more time to think. the quiz is availible on addictinggames (no music though), newgrounds, notdoppler, and other websites.

Question 1 from the impossible quiz:
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4

Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.

by Fruity PoPs October 14, 2007

impussyble

adj. - a woman that in no conceivable way would have sex with the other parties at hand. Out of his league, untouchable or "only in your dreams". Only used when no one present has any realistic and/or legal means of penetrating the pussy of the subject, direct object or indirect object which the adjective refers to. (In a grammatical sense; this does not imply that women are subjects or objects.) May also refer to a hook up that no one believes and is totally unverifiable.
Other spellings: impussable, impussible, im-fucking-pussyble.

Jessica Alba is impussyble!

A: Dude I hooked up with that cheerleader after our World of Warcraft session last night.
B: Impussyble!

by Mission Impussyble April 10, 2007

impossicleavage

Mind-boggling cleavage of unrealistic proportions that will never be encountered or experienced in the everyday, merely seen thanks to a particular medium. Impossicleavage is an example of the hyperreal and, by and large, is a construct rather than a naturally occurring state of boob.

Dude 1 - Facebook's sidebar ads for dating and singles sites seem to feature an inordinate amount of impossicleavage.
Dude 2 - I concur. Let us conduct exhaustive research.
Dude 1 - Capital.

by Danny K. April 4, 2009

impossiplastic

A type of retail plastic casing that protects expensive electrical gadgets. It is usually impossible to open with your hands, and very difficult to open using any other type of sharp device. The edges are usually completely sealed with no obvious ways of opening it.

The new USB memory chip came in impossiplastic casing.

by Matt Sayar October 16, 2005

mission impossible

Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.

He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

Impossible Creatures

An RTS (real-time strategy) game for the PC made by Relic Entertainment and Microsoft Games. Unlike other RTS titles, Impossible Creatures (or IC) requires you to make your own units with the army builder. The object of the game is to destroy the enemy's lab. In the original game, you get 50 creatures to mix parts with. However, there are many mods that add new creatures, Add-ons, maps, and abilities. The most popular mod currently is Creature Chaos, created by Revan and Doggiedoodle, who are administrators of the Impossible Creatures Hive community.

Some time ago, Microsoft Games took down the multi-player server for Impossible Creatures, however, another member of the Impossible Creatures Hive community, Dengus, has revived the IC Online service.

1. Impossible Creatures is the best RTS ever!
2. Have you ever played Impossible Creatures?

by I AM NOT A TUBA PLAYER November 28, 2009

The Impossible Dream

The courage to follow the goal your heart desires, no matter how difficult.

"Dreaming the impossible dream."

by That Depends; Who Are You? November 24, 2009