Hampshire Illinois 

Hampshire Illinois is a little conservative redneck town out in the country. Friday night hot spot is Casey’s gas station and people drive tractors to school. Let’s roll up some joints and go ride my John Deere and farm! Hampshire Illinois is a perfect example of Trump USA.

Let’s cruise the countryside of Hampshire Illinois and smoke a blunt!

Hampshire Illinois by CountryLivingHampshireIL August 27, 2018

University of Illinois  

The university is located in central Illinois across the towns of Champaign and Urbana. The school is well known for its academics, athletics, party scene, and school spirit. It is consistently ranked among the top universities in America in U.S. News and World Report. The university is commonly recognized for its exceptional engineering and business programs. It was also ranked the eighteenth best party school in the United States in 2009 by the Princeton Review. It is home to the largest Greek Community in the country with over 50 fraternities and 30 sororities. Alumni from the university are some of the most successful men and women in America, this includes Roger Ebert, the founders of YouTube, Deron Williams, and much more. Whether it is attending a Big Ten football game, going out to the bars, or chanting the famous I-L-L-I-N-I chant the students of this campus love their school.

My four years at the University of Illinois was the best experience of my life.

The University of Illinois is the greatest school in the Big Ten.

University of Illinois by Andy Roffer March 30, 2009

Illinoishole

Term of "endearment" for anyone who resides in the Land of Lincoln, especially when observed operating a motor vehicle, or serving as Governor. Very prevalent to use this term while driving through Chicagoland.

Geez, that Illinoishole is flying down this road! They must be late for a bribe!

Illinoishole by Bolie September 14, 2012

Illinois Walrus Bang 

The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.

Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.

"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"

Illinois Walrus Bang by TheRealFuhrer October 14, 2014

Illinois enema bandit 

Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.

She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.

Illinois enema bandit by NWA10000 January 18, 2015

Illinois Boner Joint 

Illinois boner joint:
An Illinois boner joint Is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless wang wrapped in rolling paper for sexual gratification.

When I was in Chicago late at night walking around with my friend, a homeless man appeared from the shadows and offered us a hit from his joint. I knew immediately he was a sick bastard trying to get us to suck his wang, thinking it was a meaty joint, my friend bent down to puff I yelled "NOO!! Stop! That's an Illinois boner joint!" As I dove and pushed my friend away from the homeless mans pelvis and erect reefer wrap.

Illinois Boner Joint by LtPork April 22, 2015

Morris Illinois

A place that celebrates corn. Corn festival occurs at the end of every September. The carnival comes, and people try to ride the bumper cars after they have closed.

Dude! Are you going to Corn fest tonight? What else would I be doing in Morris Illinois! Checking out jamal??

Morris Illinois by ayG-bo November 25, 2007