The moment you are sitting down on a hard surface for a long period of time and you feel an uncontrollable itch on your butt due to the lack of blood flow to your butt so you try to scratch dem cheeks but it only gets worse. To fix this all you gotta do is: stand up, and move to the couch.
by GrizBJiggen April 30, 2020
Get the Sit-itchmug. by Itchy 24_7 April 26, 2009
Get the Itch Festmug. The Robo itch is intense and painful itching/rash caused by taking recreational doses of Robitussin Cold and Cough medicine. Does not happen to everyone, but if it happens to you, you can sometimes avoid it by taking an antihistamine, such as benadryl. Watch out for syrups containing antihistamines though!
Me: Man, the last time I did DXM I got the worst robo itch. I was in so much pain I thought I was on fire. I was so close to scratching myself raw that I decided that it would be my last experience with robo.
by The Prosperous Addict May 6, 2007
Get the Robo Itchmug. The unrelenting and sometimes overwhelming itchiness of the body usually associated with the use of OxyContin, or other opiate painkillers.
Some enjoy it, others hate it.
Some enjoy it, others hate it.
by GRUA March 8, 2006
Get the oxy itchmug. by BeeRandy November 1, 2009
Get the ink itchmug. A: "Man, Dave had to go to Walgreens twice last night for his index itch!"
B: "Tommy needed a bottle of itch cream. He said if he didnt get it A.S.A.P. he might take me out!"
C: "Pass the strap, THERE OUT OF GOLD BOND!!!!!"
B: "Tommy needed a bottle of itch cream. He said if he didnt get it A.S.A.P. he might take me out!"
C: "Pass the strap, THERE OUT OF GOLD BOND!!!!!"
by BURK-DOG November 27, 2006
Get the Index Itchmug. Jock itch is a medical condition that occurs around the testicals and weiner. Jock itch is typically found in males, as males have penises and girls have vaginas(See Great White Sharks).
The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.
The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.
by Lost Almost August 16, 2010
Get the Jock Itchmug.