Irishman’s Dozen

1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).

2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.

Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.

Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?

by Game Hobbie May 22, 2021

curious irishman

Before having sex, each partner must consume a good sized Reuben sandwich, 2 pints of Guinness and a shot of Irish whiskey. The smells the ensue are sure to create some curiosity.

After reading this definition, Vicky questioned why she married a curious Irishman.

by boredatwork696969 January 19, 2018

Dirty Irishman

When a man shaved his pubic hair and puts it on top of a costa caramel latte and proceeds to pour baileys liquor into the coffee and then gives the hot beverage to his wife to enjoy.

Wife: I’m so thirsty.

Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.

Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!

by MaxhercusisthebiggayXXLGAYPORN November 11, 2018

Tropical Irishman

Mixed drink made with Jameson whiskey, ginger beer, a splash of pineapple juice, and a lime.

Customer- I'll have a tropical Irishman

Bartender- what's that?
Customer- Jameson and ginger with a splash of pineapple juice and a lime

by anonymous March 25, 2025

nutty irishman

A sex act in which the man pours Guinness and peanut butter into the girls mouth, then runs away and goes to Dutch bros.

We were gonna do it but then I wanted some coffee so I nutty Irishmaned her!

by Mr.Cakebread September 23, 2017

The Irishman's Gesture

When you fall asleep with your penis inside of a mans rectum or a woman's vagina and you have wet dreams.

Dude,did you give that chick The Irishman's Gesture?
Yeah dude,I slept with it in all night long!

by GreatWordMasters December 5, 2012

black irishman

A uplifting drink composed of Guinness and Black Coffee.

On a bender I crawled into the pub and ordered me a black irishman.

by CharHag September 30, 2014